Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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