next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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