sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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