They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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