they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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