JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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