they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
