Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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