Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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