Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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