East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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