awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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