people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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