I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just blew my weed a kiss
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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