I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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