The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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