Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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