started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
How's work?
Spinning.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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