You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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