Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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