Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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