Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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