I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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