My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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