i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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