Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Drake has all the answers
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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