ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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