If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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