Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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