Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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