well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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