On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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