If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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