Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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