White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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