Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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