..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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