You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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