you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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