haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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