i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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