I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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