can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize