What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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