His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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