in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She even gives head with a lisp.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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