Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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