If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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