My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
It's never too late to be topless.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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