She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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