Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
NoShamevember. You game?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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