his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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