what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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