STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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