But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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